Make shit happen

- Something you can say you're going to do as an excuse to get drunk with a "purpose" which is to "make shit happen".

The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.

"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.

- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport

- Change the game

- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.

People sitting at home:

P1: "What are doing tonight?

P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."

People playing beer pong:

P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"

P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."

Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*

Treammate "What the fuck was that?"

P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"

Teammate: "God dammit..."

by PBEARodactyl January 25, 2011

New Hampshire Smore

Alright, so first, you take a massive shit in a girls mouth. Then, she gets on her knees and gives you head with it still in her mouth. After you bust in her mouth, she spits the jizz covered turd into YOUR mouth, followed by you spitting it into her vag, and then you fuck her,

Guy: Eyy yo bitch, you want a New Hampshire Smore?
Girl: Go fuck yourself.

by noahsimontonsabitch February 25, 2011

New Hampshire

The best state to live in. People are down to earth, normal, and know how to drink beer. With a 45 min drive to boston and Manch Vegas one can never get bored of this senic state. Go to the beach, moutains, and the city all in one day. Add in some fall and some wicked nice summers and you couldnt ask for anything more.

State Moto: Drink beers and fish, Live free or die

by Bri Guy June 9, 2005

what's happenin

mean's how are you doing; what are you about to do; another word for what's up most people use it that live in ATL is a song by trap squad

Aye shawty what's happenin with you? What's happenin tho Hey What's happenin

by Kimmiepimpin September 25, 2005

happies

Small gifts/presents that are meant to brighten someone's day. Often used when the gift is too small to really be deemed a "present", so it's just a little happy. Sometimes happies are given for no reason at all. Happies are different than gifts because there is usually no expectation that the recipient will reciprocate.

Commonly used in the southeast.

I baked brownies last night and brought them in as a happy for everyone at the office.

My best friend was feeling really down so I got her some little happies from the bakery.

My mom sent me some exam week happies - candy, hot chocolate and new lip gloss.

by girlindallas December 23, 2009

happened

An abbreviation for "that just happened," used to emphasize someone's wrongdoings or to point out a ridiculous event that simply cannot be overlooked.

"Oh my god, that girl just threw up all over that kids shirt."
"Wow..happened."

"Dude, about last night."
"Happened."

by Marcus Shak April 9, 2009

Hate it when that happens

Yeah, hate it when that happens. Don't you???!!!1

<two people talking about something (possibly computer related)>
Me: "Yeah, hate it when that happens!"
Them: "Just piss off, you dribbling spastic!"

by Josherick #3 January 29, 2005