Smokey Handcuffs

When you smoke so much weed you can't move your arms.

"Bruh, I tried to spank it...but the smokey handcuffs got me"

by MC sticky rice March 4, 2017

John Hancock Academy

A place where the rednecks and chaw boys go to school maybe some whores but who cares. The bathrooms don’t work nor does the ceiling keep water out. Piece of shit place

John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

William Hancock

A godness of the world, once a Winn Dixie employee, a proud daddy of 2 teens, and now becoming the Lord himself, with a bonus enlargement of his 100 inch Peener, he would do anything for s e x, even quitting his job. It could also be a nickname given to someone who is your godness. 😳

My boyfriend is a William Hancock, cause he would do anything to me.

The Lord William Hancock will always be with you in need.

by craycraygang4life;) April 15, 2020

Preston Handcock

MegaMind.

Megamind is like a Preston Handcock

by Preston/ July 21, 2020

joseph hancock

Someone who is super cool and has a massive cock. Very athletic and very hench. They will always brighten your day. they have the kindest heart and are very cute. An extremely sexy person

‘ Is it true your going out with that bunda lengerz Joseph Hancock’

‘ Yeah’

by tylaj November 25, 2021

Fuzzy Handcuff

When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.

Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!

by Ten-eight June 25, 2022