Hag reflex

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.

Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.

by jcooler August 31, 2012

snag hag

When someone is hiking in the woods and comes across a fallen tree on the trail, called a "snag"—instead of being able to cleanly manuever around the snag, they get tripped up by it. That person has become a snag hag.

Dude, just step over the damn trunk. You're embarrassing me, you snag hag.

Did you see how Janie's coat caught on that branch? What a snag hag.

by Little_M August 22, 2016

Hag Doll

An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.

She looks like Barbies great grandmother , what a hag doll. She must shop at Forever 49.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

Hagging Out

The act of spending time with your close friends, be it swimming, driving or just sitting on your asses. Derived from an incorrect spelling of Hanging out. Usually accompanied by a claw-like gesture to indicate that you do, in fact, mean hagging out.

Hey man, wanna hag out tonight?

We're totally Hagging out! You should join!

I'm so tired of hagging out with him! It's so boring!

by SabbathJustSabbath December 23, 2010

tard hag

A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.

Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.

by Floopston March 23, 2012

bag hag

Something an elderly retarded meth head made up to make of people on youtube, but in all reality she needs to look in the mirror and put down the keyboard.

That bag hag Angela really needs to cut down on the meth, she's starting to hear voices again.

by Therealparanormalinvestigator July 28, 2023

Jungle Hag

A girl who only dates black guys

Jeeze dude becky hasn't come out of her room for like three weeks I wonder what she's doing???? Aw jeeze I didn't need to know that did you see all the interracial porn on her computer....what fuckin jungle hag

by jesterinwhite December 7, 2011