desperate hag

A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl

That broad who's running that hate page on Instagram is a total Desperate Hag.

by Team Harris April 18, 2015

Jack-hag

A Jack-hag is usually any female (especially young adult females) who try to date every Michael Jackson impersonator she sees.

Billie Jean is such a Jack-hag. She hooked up with one MJ impersonator in Las Vegas last week and then she hooked up with another in New York this week. She even has her eye on MJ female drag king! She won't date anyone unless the person looks like Michael Jackson.

by LadyByron68 February 28, 2013

Meat hag

A women that typically only dates muscles bound guys or meat heads.

Girl 1 says to Girl 2, Hey look at those guys out over there. Girl 2 says, Oh wow I like the one with big muscles. Girl 1 replies the one with no neck? Girl 2 Oh yeah, he's so big! Girl 1 replies your such a Meat hag.

by 5oh4 June 19, 2012

toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021

wag-hag

someone who masturbates too much.

bob is such a wag-hag.

by anonie mus January 2, 2011

Ass Hag

Someone who likes to compliment people, but sadly not to his/her face.

That Ass Hag needs to grow a pair and say it to her face!

by SingingFighter March 6, 2012

hag pods

old lady boobies

Dang, those are some straight up hag pods!

by FlowahPowah October 15, 2019