Someone whose hands are always in the Guacamole dish when you are trying to dip your chip. A Guacamole hog.
by jollypotamus February 19, 2017
Get the guactopus mug.An accident caused during the making of guacamole. For many this involves cutting themselves with the knife they poorly used to remove the avocado stone.
"Whattt, the knife gone clean through your hand, what happened ?!"
"Bloody guaccident ! Can you drive me to the hospital???"
"Bloody guaccident ! Can you drive me to the hospital???"
by velvetthunder June 2, 2017
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An accident surrounding avocados during the making of guacamole, often occurs during removal of stone from the avocado
by Set girls June 2, 2017
Get the Guaccident mug.When you get and avocado and push it inside your girlfriend before sex, at the end of intercourses the avocado will be smashed up and have become guacamole!
by Fun4lyfe October 30, 2017
Get the Guacamolme mug.Person 1: “Hey, what nationality is Armando again? Mexican or Peruvian?”
Person 2: “I haven’t the slightest idea. I know he’s guacemolean for sure.”
Person 2: “I haven’t the slightest idea. I know he’s guacemolean for sure.”
by Mari-E-Chi June 7, 2018
Get the Guacemolean mug.Noun, polar opposite of a Guacophile with tendencies to fly into fits of rage upon mere sight of an avocado. Normally found anywhere from the Midlands and upwards. All round sound geezer and inspiration to us all, hates fishing.
by El-Leppard January 30, 2019
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