guactopus

Someone whose hands are always in the Guacamole dish when you are trying to dip your chip. A Guacamole hog.

Don't put the guacamole bowl near him or you will never get a dip in. He is a GUACTOPUS.

by jollypotamus February 19, 2017

Guaccident

An accident caused during the making of guacamole. For many this involves cutting themselves with the knife they poorly used to remove the avocado stone.

"Whattt, the knife gone clean through your hand, what happened ?!"
"Bloody guaccident ! Can you drive me to the hospital???"

by velvetthunder June 2, 2017

Guaccident

An accident surrounding avocados during the making of guacamole, often occurs during removal of stone from the avocado

Aww man, I just had another guaccident

by Set girls June 2, 2017

Guacamolme

When you get and avocado and push it inside your girlfriend before sex, at the end of intercourses the avocado will be smashed up and have become guacamole!

Yo man me and my girl decided to try the Guacamolme lastnight and it tasted great!

by Fun4lyfe October 30, 2017

Guacemolean

A term used to define a person of Latino descent.

Person 1: “Hey, what nationality is Armando again? Mexican or Peruvian?”

Person 2: “I haven’t the slightest idea. I know he’s guacemolean for sure.”

by Mari-E-Chi June 7, 2018

Guacamole

Green slimy substance

Holy guacamole

by Sara hjdksidjshs March 5, 2018

Guacophobe

Noun, polar opposite of a Guacophile with tendencies to fly into fits of rage upon mere sight of an avocado. Normally found anywhere from the Midlands and upwards. All round sound geezer and inspiration to us all, hates fishing.

"Want an Avocado, Daz?

"No Thanks, I'm a bit of Guacophobe, I'd sooner cry wank in a 7 series"

by El-Leppard January 30, 2019