Geiger-Muller

An empty door frame which detects any radio-active materials on someones person. Much like metal-detectors at airports, only these are used in military bases and at the border of countries. These screw over terrorists.

The Geiger-Muller stopped the terrorist from doing stupid shit.

by Ephmetheus August 3, 2007

Greg's Law

Greg's Law states that if it exists, it will inevitably fuck you.

Person 1: "Work sucks!"
Person 2: "Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Greg's law!

by Kaane March 9, 2014

gerigail

A strange scary woman with the tendency to brandish knives. She is great and perfect and may be regarded as the Wednesday Aadams of today's society. She is quiet and a loner, but she'll become your best friend.

Dude, she looks bad ass, Must be a Gerigail

She's a bit scary, I wanna be friends with her, is she a Gerigail?

by SweggyWhaleMoo January 2, 2016

gregette

A dainty ladylike greg this is attached to a shemale.

That shemale is so hot that her gregette is sexy.

by Rynesdad1 March 24, 2016

grefig

Verb: To google something in order to disprove someone's statement or to take statements way too literal.

verb:
To insert a name into a song

"A tomato is a fruit" ... "Actually it's not. According to google, it's a fruit due to the fruit taxation law of Nix vs. hidden" "damn, I just got Grefiged"

by Bhands June 22, 2016

greg brady eyebrows

eyebrows that are REALLY CLOSE to being a unibrow, but aren't quite there. they have to be really bushy, but not yet touching. you would have to be very attractive to pull these eyebrows off

"wow did you see joes eyebrows this morning?"
"no what happened to them?"

"they went all Greg Brady eyebrows on him, it's almost just one eyebrow!"

by John dinglebopper January 8, 2017

Greg Gang Shit

Savagest of the savages... cringy but cool. Can we used as a verb in past tense or present.

Yo dog, that’s some greg gang shit right there!

You just greg ganged the shit outta that

by pdawgggg March 8, 2018