Goof my moo

The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.

Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo

by MooGoofer May 19, 2024

goof moment

Something used to describe a situation, usually one that is funny, goofacious, and/or slightly embarrassing. Best used in moderation, as repeated use can make people around you slightly annoyed.

Example 1:
Person A: I accidentally sent a message to the wrong person!
Person B: What a goof moment.

Example 2:

Person A: I bought candy yesterday for me and my sibling, but then I ate it all up on the way home from the store!
Person B: Oh, no!
Person A: Yeah, it was a certified goof moment!
Person B: Please stop.

by apollem September 14, 2023

Goof neuf

A person that has a hard time comprehending things that others find simple. Also they scream and freak out when anything changes or doesn't go their way. They also have zero social skills

That boy is really freaking out about suck a simple task. He's a real goof neuf.

by Joeblowtheho February 15, 2024

Goof

Usually a funny person, jokes around alot.

Oh did you see Uliana? she's such a goof, always joking around.

by bigboi.k May 21, 2018

Goof

May be used as an abbreviation for “Get Out Or Fight”.

Prison dude: “Get lost goof!”
You: “F*ck you, fight me b*itch!”

by skittlepoppers September 16, 2021

goof

a goof is a kiddy diddler, a pedophile, anyone that has either wanted to or has, touched a child inappropriately --male of female.

wow, Trumps been accused of being a Goof and there are court documents to prove it

by carlzday November 29, 2017

Goofed

High on cocaine.

You are eating air hoagies, you are goofed up.

by Lil dick two st August 17, 2024