Intergalactic Goof

What you call someone who:

defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.

Prima: If you read all of that you're an "Intergalactic Goof."
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony

by ForceFedFetusFillet September 27, 2012

Goof

Grace MacDonald

you are a goof

by Taverous December 3, 2019

goof and a fuck

someone who you laugh at not with. they usually are men. most likely can’t grow facial hair. you know if you know 😉

that guy was such a goof and a fuck

by saglizdon June 27, 2025

goof snakes

A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers

Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."

by Goof Snake May 5, 2016

bum goof

Someone with an odd personality or physical appearance

See goon

Nick: Golly, Nathan sure looks like a bum goof .
James: Yeah he looks like a Goon

by Gunner Brown July 4, 2016

Goof My Moo

The act of stroking one’s penis

Dude she’s so hot I want her to goof my moo!

by MooGoofer May 29, 2024

Goof Star

A sterling example of an awkward person. The epitome of being incompetent, foolish, or stupid, but in an endearing way. Not to be confused with a goof.

That goof star didn't want to stop the date even after he spilled hot chili cheese fries all over my blouse.

by walllaby September 14, 2010