Poison Gnome

Closely related to poison dwarf, just a little cuter. Has a strange adversion to poles but does not have to be of the fishing kind.

Mike: "Hey dude, did you see the way Shabs acted last night?"
Fred: "Yeah, vindictive little cow but she really knows how to work the pole"
Mike: "Friggin Poison Gnome!!!"

by Seanlene January 18, 2010

Gnome Gnomerson

A short stupid unfunny man whos name is actualy tiger. also created battle 4 le funny and microsecondly object show.

wow your as unfunny as Gnome Gnomerson.

by Urhooked2 September 27, 2021

Strawberry Gnome

Little Mexican men that ring your doorbell trying to sell strawberries. They are also often seen on street corners. Height may not exceed 5 feet.

I was so annoyed when I had to get up to answer the door, only to find a strawberry gnome trying to sell me fruit.

by Happy Joe10 July 23, 2011

Garden gnoming

Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.

Quit garden gnoming and play fair!

by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017

dvd gnomes

Small creatures that are never seen but commonly known for stealing DVDs.

They are said to be close cousins to the underpants gnomes.

"Have you see my "insert dvd name here" DVD?"
"No... I haven't'"
"Hmmmm..... must have been those darn DVD Gnomes again....."

by edgedogg December 17, 2015

Sucker Gnomes

A pretty fly guy.

Dude that guy is soooo cool. He's such a Sucker Gnomes.

by Ronald McDonald Yo :) October 20, 2010

lawn gnome

When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.

Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.

by Donny Mac July 19, 2011