miners glove

While having anal sex with a female partner, you slowly insert your hand into her vagina, twist the wrist then masturbate using her colon wall.

Kristi is into fisting, so while ass ramming her I plunged my hand into her beaver and proceeded to jerk myself off with her colon wall. It was as if her colon were a miners glove.

by miner man December 14, 2009

Bear Glove

It's a scent by old spice, smells like I just washed my hands with a bears sweaty nut sack, stroking bear jizz covered shaft with your great great aunties hand.

I washed my hands with bear glove, now I'm a care bear.

by Linguistically Inclined January 20, 2017

dropping gloves

To fight

In an act of road rage, these two fools decided it was time to start dropping gloves.

by PseudoIron October 16, 2015

smelling the glove

When you put a beer in your glove, so as to not be seen drinking a delicious beverage by Ski Patrol

No, sir, Im not drinking a beer, I'm just smelling the glove

by Deesnuts April 26, 2014

boxing gloves

when a guy cums on a girls hands while she sleeps and puts pillows on them so when she wakes up she has boxing gloves.

friend: what did you do for boxing day? Me: I gave my girl a pair of boxing gloves. Happy Boxing DAY BABE!

by slapahochief June 17, 2012

light gloves

A new fad (along with dabs) that the young kids are into. Light gloves are regular, cheap looking winter gloves with colored light bulbs at the finger tips. Why pay money to go to a rave show and see all the lights and lasers when you can see some 15 year old kid wiggle his fingers?

My buddy is so good at giving light shows with his light gloves, they want to sponsor him!

by DannyDay95 October 27, 2014

hot glove

The hot glove is when you crap into a glove, tie it off, and leave it under your lover's pillow.

In anticipation of a night of romance, Karl prepared a hot glove for Rachel. Karl knew the hot glove would express his intentions.

by Dougan Nash November 25, 2007