giraffe

A retard with a long neck.

"Get on git you giraffe"
"Swallow and chew your food down your neck giraffe"
"Man, you can probably be the best scout there ever is. Just stretch your neck up to the skies and look down below"

by chiken kfc March 16, 2017

Giraffitis

A disorder in which a human looks like a giraffe, and commonly mistaken as a giraffe.

When I walked into school I quickly ran out after realizing giraffitis is present in the school

by Arcticgiraffehotcocoa December 6, 2016

giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

Water Giraffe

A water Giraffe is a rare species. This animal’s main food source tends to be KFC. If they happen to be unable to find a KFC, they simply eat from a chicken tree. The main predator of a Water Giraffe is the lion fish.

Did you see that Water Giraffe walking to your house?

by Mr.Orangedo November 20, 2022

sneaky giraffe

one who is skilled in the arts of sneakiness. one who can disapear when ever they choose too.

"Oh man. Greg went sneaky giraffe mode and took my wallet last night."

by duncan powell January 1, 2012

Harold The Giraffe

Harold the giraffe is shorter than Thomas.

Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!

by ilovebarbiebedsheets August 20, 2022

giraffe

daniel seavey aka a person with a long ass neck

i went to the zoo and saw a giraffe yesterday. i thought it was daniel seavey.

by lolwhyhehe November 27, 2019