Get your end off

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

1st Person: "Is that you away to get your end off?"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"

by Jaywant March 2, 2008

get your eye out

get out your vagina.

orite luv, get your eye out

by Cazzzzzzy June 26, 2008

Y'all get your fixin's?

The most epic slogan of all time, created by Lester from Lesters Fixings. Lesters Fixings make random soda flavours like for example Peanut Butter Jelly soda, or Buffalo Wings soda.

Person: *drinks one of Lesters sodas*
Also person: *sees slogan*
Y'ALL GET YOUR FIXIN'S??!!
Person: Lester, I got my fixin's.

by Flamingo epicccc June 13, 2020

Get your dick Straight

Sort of like "Get your shit together." Means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. Only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.

Guy A: "damn dude, I can't figure out how to get our internet to work."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."

Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."

by CodyfromPcola February 3, 2010

Get your poop in a group

A less rude way of saying "get your shit in a sock."

Your crap is scattered everywhere! Get your poop in a group, let's get out of here.

by BarnacleWes December 31, 2011

Get your shine on

Granting and encouraging fellatio

Boy I want to suck yo dick... Aight then get your shine on

by Mocean April 12, 2019

get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.

1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!

by mr marszalek December 27, 2008