Garageitis

Commonly Known as the Inability to either operate or manually open your garage door

This is also a form of lil willy syndrome

Sorry lads can’t make it got Garageitis!

by Maximus Oralius July 25, 2022

garage sale

a sale at some1's garage selling old junk for only a penny each

I went to a garage sale yesterday and got a beat up bike for only a penny!

by Jenerator August 30, 2003

The Garage

A popular music venue in Brighton and Hove. The main genre in the garage is, of course, garage (and some house)

Leo: Can't wait to go to The Garage tomorrow
Tom: Yeah it's gonna be wicked.

by TD05 June 29, 2021

Parking Garage

To fit at least 10 phallic members in a single person's hole at once.

"Yo, I fit like 26 dicks in her last night bro. I parking garaged that b*tch."

by UNRStudent March 16, 2020

Garage princess

A car that is being taken care of excessively well.

Man, Jeb just got his old garage princess detailed again. He spends way too much on that old jalopy.

by Neren December 27, 2024

Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.

Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.

by anonymous February 25, 2023

Garage Boozing

An old phrase used by parents to describe the way they used to party back in their day. (Often used to discourage their ginger offspring from doing the same).

Dad: I dont want you guys doing any garage boozing tonight!
Ginger daughter: But dad I haven't garage boozed all week!

by Butt Trucker June 9, 2011