Virginity Gnome

A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.

Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.

by Dr. Gnome January 2, 2012

throne gnome

Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.

Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.

by Derange-O October 5, 2013

dvd gnomes

Small creatures that are never seen but commonly known for stealing DVDs.

They are said to be close cousins to the underpants gnomes.

"Have you see my "insert dvd name here" DVD?"
"No... I haven't'"
"Hmmmm..... must have been those darn DVD Gnomes again....."

by edgedogg December 17, 2015

Gnome Gnomerson

A short stupid unfunny man whos name is actualy tiger. also created battle 4 le funny and microsecondly object show.

wow your as unfunny as Gnome Gnomerson.

by Urhooked2 September 27, 2021

Garden gnoming

Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.

Quit garden gnoming and play fair!

by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017

Sucker Gnomes

A pretty fly guy.

Dude that guy is soooo cool. He's such a Sucker Gnomes.

by Ronald McDonald Yo :) October 20, 2010

lawn gnome

When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.

Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.

by Donny Mac July 19, 2011