You and your girlfriend are having sex doggystyle, and she decides to take a shit whilst in the process of doggy styling. you then take the pile of feces, shove a stick in it, wrap it in tin foil, keep it in the freezer over night, take it out, un wrap it, then surprise your girlfriend with a brand new dildo and masturbate her with it.
by Matt White April 16, 2004

by matthewc201828377 September 18, 2020

by Kaleighi December 16, 2008

What Earl says when he is about to go play with himself after he gets done playing the sex part on saints row 2
by bl00m0nst3r January 17, 2009

When you are waking into a bar and a unicorn drinking whisky starts to tell the bar about his adventures at sea
by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

by 69420 nice June 25, 2020

Lets have a "grown up talk" in the other room with the giggle lettuce so my toddler doesnt know we smoke.
by Misosdaddy May 23, 2018
