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Garrett

One of one; Don’t give a f**k.
Yep…That’s Garrett
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That is so garrett!
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Garrett

Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.

Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.

I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
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Garrett is usually someone with a tiny dick and has clinical depression he is fat and eats to cope with his mommy issues and watches gay porn
Garrett is so gay
No one likes Garrett
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Garrett Michaud

The alias Clinton Garrett Michaud uses when he creates no profiles on dating apps, social media or app accounts to hide the fact that he is cheang on his girlfriend and using the internet to troll, hook up with his exes and meet new girls. Not to be confused with Clint Garrett, clinton Garrett, clint michaud or any other variations of the combination of names.
Meghan knew who the friend request was from when she saw the name Garrett Michaud on it.

"she'll never catch me on facebook under the name Garrett Michaud," said clint smuggly
by DaMamaNasty May 28, 2022
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Garrett Resley

John: "Who's Garrett Resley?"
Dylan: "Batman, Who Else"
by Midstar11 May 22, 2023
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garrett kula

by Papa Daddy daddy February 20, 2015
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