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fucktard 

To be defined a "fucktard", that person displays the not-so-favorable acts of stupidity (being a retard) and being an insensitive person (being a jerk or fuck). Usually fucktards are complete idiots who also act like jerks at the same time. to be called a "fucktard" is worse being called a "retard" or "fuck" alone.
Person 1: " My co-worker was being a fucktard again."
Person 2: "Really?! The hell did he do?"
Person 1: "He couldn't shut up bragging boning teenyboppers at work. And in FRONT of the manager."
Person 2: "Whoa! He IS a fucktard!"
fucktard by prototypeazn August 26, 2006
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fucktardiness 

it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.
we'd be on fucking time, bitch, if it weren't for your fucking fucktardiness.

Fucktardbitchface 

A complete idiot that annunciates words without rhyme or reason, and adds a semi colon at the end, once again for no reason.
dreamie woo .x. //. orgy in my head says:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS;
{-Curse'd Arrow-} says:
You're a fucktardbitchface.

Fucktard Harley Rider 

Any fucking retarded piece of shit who finances a non rice rocket (NRR) motorcycle because "riding is freedom".

Freedom is not having another payment to the bank. Back in the days before those assholes at Hardley Greedyson took their company public, most NRR motorcycle enthusiasts/bikers owned their bikes. Your dentist/plastic surgeon/accountant did not own a Hardley or any other motorcycle. Corporations didn't buy custom motorcycles for advertising or tax write offs. Bikers were looked down upon as dirty, scumbag criminals, and they liked it that way. Maybe they were scumbags, maybe they weren't, but being a biker meant something besides that you had good credit or disposable income. Rock stars and GIs rode bikes because they were tough, or shooting an album cover, or stealin your woman. There were no gay leather bikers that went outside. Owning an NRR bike meant something. Fuckin Evil Knievel jumped Harleys (not Hardleys).

Nowadays, any fucking idiot fucktard can own an NRR bike, if you've got the credit. Thing is, you'll probably die before the sixth payment. It doesn't mean anything to them, it's just another payment. Having an NRR bike means Rebellion and Freedom, and being proud to ride an American Made Machine (and some cool British ones). When Hardleys started coming with Japanese made parts on them, it was only going downhill from there.

Fuck You, Dentist Bikers, and the lawyer bikers, and anyone who finances an NRR bike. You don't know what freedom is.
That fucking asshole fucktard dentist down the street started his Hardley at fuckin five in the morning today. I'm gonna spray some insulfoam down his pipes so I don't have to hear that shit ever again. All these Fucktard Hardley Riders today, who don't even own their bikes, need to get run off a cliff. We should eliminate all the Fucktard Harley Riders. They're all Fags and Posers. Maybe the real bikers will take 'em all out. That would rule!!!

Fucktard 

An asshole who is also a complete idiot.
You Fucktard.
Fucktard by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

fucktard 

A Retard is born mentally challenged and can't help it, a Fucktard MAKES A CHOICE to be that way.
A perfect example of a fucktard, would be a lamer, booter, shit-stirrer, and room lagger in yahoo chat. This includes those who are most likely to make idle threats over a mic or by font-fucking (fighting with others exclusively in type) in a chatroom, as they hide in their trailers behind a monitor. Were most likely picked on on the playground. They become superheros in chat in their own minds, yet remain fucktards in the minds of the more intellectual chatters, those who know how to use ignore.

Also a perpetual room troller looking for online sex. Including those begging for cams..aka cambeggars. Or exposers - "See my 1 inch dick on cam now!" They make great fucktards as well, being as they can't get sex off the net on their own, so they are fuck-tarded, Fuck/Fucking challenged.

Tking Fucktard 

A faggot on a game that TK's (teamkills) all of the team

Often annoying, can be resolved by kickprmbanning that player

(mostly accociated with plaers whos name is "Player")
***AutoFire Sequece engaged
***Target locked
<rookie> No thats not a target thats church
<church> Yea buddy its me chuch!
***Firing main Cannon
<rookie> oops
<curch> Son of a (explodes)
<some dude>Hey you killed church you Tking Fucktard!!
Tking Fucktard by MediaRocker December 20, 2004