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by Wizador January 12, 2023
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shit-fuck

(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)

1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe

individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.

2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.

3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'

2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'

3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'

4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'

5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK

was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
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I don't shit a fuck

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.
A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Ceastra September 19, 2014
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What the fuck is this shit

When something is so indescribably stupid, failed, or disgusting, someone responds to it like this.
Usually on forums and teh internetz
bob: *posts gay Nintendo hentai*

john: what the fuck is this shit..?
by Link, the hero of time January 22, 2009
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What the fuck is this shit?

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.
Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.
by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010
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An infamous intersection between two roads called Eat Shit and Fuck You. Often frequented by assholes.

If you want to get rid of someone annoying, tell them to meet you at the corner of ‘Eat Shit and Fuck You’!
Meet me at the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You!
by kam75xx January 21, 2019
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You don't know shit about fuck

An extreme way to invalidate a person's opinion. It's a hardcore dis meant to bring the person it's directed at to complete silence.
Marven: This war is like fucking awesome yo!
Shanaynay: You don't know shit about fuck,asshole.
Marven:....................well damn.
by Crazyspirit November 8, 2007
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