frosty melon

When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.

David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.

by SaltyAdolf4Life March 8, 2016

Frosty Check

a phrase commonly used by Wendy's associates when a hot male/or female enters the restaurant.Usually stated so other associates can look and see.

Can I get a frosty check?

by ramoon December 9, 2008

frosty rudolph

During the holiday season, while wearing red lipstick, a woman procedes to give a man a blowjob. Once he climaxes, while keeping the load in her mouth, she rubs the lipstick all over the head of the penis. Then she drizzles the semen over the red colored glans from her mouth thus creating something similar to a red nosed reindeer with frost on his nose.

"That hooker down the street offered to give me a 'frosty Rudolph' for 10 bucks"

by IronCoffee March 14, 2016

Frosties Surprise

When a girl builds a penis on a snowman and uses it as a dildo.

“What’s that Girl doing over there?”
“Oh that’s Frosties Surprise.”

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ October 15, 2019

Grandma Frosty

The type of person youd find lurking around a social media app, disguising their user as "grandma frosty" they're a good, true friend who will stuck with you to the end. However, this is both a blessing, and a curse. A grandma frosty is almost always a crack head, or a pure clown. If you ever meet one, make sure to show them lots of kindness and support, as they are human like you, and need help at times.

Lavender: hey, did you see that new person who joined?

Egg Nogg: yeah, I heard they were a grandma frosty

Lavender: dammit

Egg Nogg: well hey a new crack head to join our cult.

by Random ldiot June 12, 2020

Frosty's Poke

The uncomfortable wind chill that lightly touches your genitalia, usually occurring in colder, damp and windy climates.

I was waiting for the lights to change, and I got a surprise visit from Frosty's Poke.

by achrylex November 14, 2018

frosty crotch

Condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.

Man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch I've ever had.

by OKC Slim January 12, 2015