Perpetual Freshman Syndrome 

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.

Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.

Perpetual Freshman Syndrome by Rytic June 15, 2013

ambitious freshman 

A freshman who has a positive outlook on the high school experience and tends to be overexcited about school. You can find them giggling or smiling to themselves in the hallways and usually find them in the first semester, running to their classes afraid of being late or being lost in the hallways looking clueless.

Victoria: I am so excited to join so many clubs at school this year
Mailinh: gross, ambitious freshman
Victoria: OMG, yay

ambitious freshman by Spectre03 September 7, 2016

The Freshman sponge 

When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout

She let me do the freshman sponge on her.An hour for each hole

The Freshman sponge by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018

CAREER FRESHMAN 

▪︎add variations of phrase▪︎
•same definition, different noun endings•
☆CAREER:freshman,Sophomore, student,loser☆

●CAREER FRESHMAN●
FIGURE OF SPEECH SPEECH/SLANG/ADJECTIVE(qualifier adj:makes nouns specific/part of noun ;log cabin,CAREER FRESHMAN)~describing a person who has been a freshman(job,school,sports,etc) for several years without promotion to next level. "CONTINUOUS FAILURE","REPEAT FAILURE","FAILURE"

NOUN ~ A person who makes a living staying at the SAME TITLE for years with "VERY LITTLE"/" NO INTREST" to "HURRY" nor "ADVANCE" to "SOPHOMORE STATUS" or "NEXT LEVEL"for "WORK PURPOSES","JOB TITLE","JOB DESCRIPTION", "ADVANCEMENT", "JOB ADVANCEMENT"

~Works with alternate advancement words; "CAREER SOPHOMORE",CAREER JUNIOR",ETC
"SIMILAR" BUT NOT LIMITED TO "ADVANCEMENT""WORDS~ (ADJ,FIGURE OR SPEECH/SARCASTIC NOUN) 3RD YEAR FRESHMAN

VERB- Synonym to "CAREER" (verb definition)"HASTEN"(MAKE THINGS START OR EXIST, BE AT THE BOTTOM OF SOMETHING)

▪︎Figure of speech▪︎slang▪︎adjective▪︎
"Guess he's a career freshman since he still hasn't been promoted or been a freshman for several years"
"He'll always be a career freshman and never get to our level"

▪︎NOUN▪︎
"He doesn't want more responsibility, hes happy being a career freshman and not a sophomore partner .

▪︎VERB/PRONOUN/ACTION VERB▪︎
"If you're a career freshman, your taking you time("hasten" )and are fine being at the bottom"
"Its taking so long to be promoted, am I a career freshman"

CAREER FRESHMAN by Emanni Renée July 11, 2019

Upper freshman 

Only the coolest freshman get the title of upper freshman, making them the leader of a particular freshman group.

Caden is the boy swim teams upper freshman

Upper freshman by cadenrcr October 4, 2019

the freshman phase 

The phase when first year college students go to just about every party, stays most weekends, wanting to try new things (all bright eyed and bushy-tailed).

As each year progresses, you start to do a little less and you go home to see your puppy every weekend.

“Damian seems like he doesn’t want to do anything at school anymore!”

“It’s because he’s over the freshman phase.”

the freshman phase by Smegma911 November 19, 2019

pryor freshman 

ahhh pryor freshman... people that vape in the bathroom to grown ass men in that grade. fun fights in the bathroom and many girl that think they're cute because they have "crackhead energy"... like sis all you have is a nicotine addiction. um chile anyways so... boys that date 7th and 8th graders because all the girls in that grade are nasty. and more than half of them are probably failing their classes. all the boys get perms and think they look good but it just looks like pubes. and uhhh that's all

pryor freshman are pretty grosss...

pryor freshman by poopsock101 December 5, 2019