Flamingo

A girl at a club with her friends not dancing with any guys usually rounded up in a circle and when you ask for a dance they make up a ridiculous excuse not to dance with you.

Brian: bro go dance with that girl
Peter: nah she's a flamingo
Brian: do it bro she's pretty cute
Peter: alright

Hey do you want to dance(to the girl)
Girl: no I have a boyfriend
Peter: then why are you here
Girl: he couldn't make it he's sick
Brian: fucking flamingos

by The real brosef April 14, 2014

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

by Zack S July 30, 2008

Flamingo

This is a metaphor or and act of being a different sexuality. Lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer..

I’m a flamingo!

by xXnomohomoXx January 26, 2019

pink flamingo

any one member of a couple (or triangle or whatever) that frequently practices PDAs

Those dang pink flamingos were so wrapped up in each other that I couldn't get to my locker since they were in my way... that's why I'm late to class again, I promise.

by Ty Ran T August 17, 2006

Dancing Flamingo

A Dancing Flamingo is were the male sex partner does the shuffle while the female sex partner paints the males penis pink resembling a dancing flamingo, when the penis is pink the couple begin to have anal sex. But Suddenly! A random hobo breaks into dance while masturbthatating over interacial donkey porn, suddnley triggering world war 9 and a half in volving the jews and half hippo,morrocion,bird, walrus's who have laser guns that shoot out bannahs filled with C4. Compared to the jews waepons witch make up of top hats filled with money. Happy Dancing!

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of a Dancing Flamingo?

Guy 2: *Falls dead*

Guy 1: Was it really that bad?

by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

Shakin' the Blue Flamingo

A euphemistic term that refers to when two individuals engage in heavy petting and girating, i.e. humping, especially when the two individuals are of the same gender/sex.

"Dude, Jane and Mary were up all night shakin' the blue flamingo."

by Barack O. Llama June 12, 2018

Flamingo

When a lot dudes get a girl and have her stand on one leg. They then have sex with her making sure that a penis fits in every hole. Noses, ears, even in between the toes and fingers. Two go in the vagina and three in the booty.

(Group of guys)- Hey lets Flamingo this chick!
(Girl)- That sounds great! I haven't done that in forever!

by Bizzlez March 4, 2011