A town with one traffic light. The only words of inspiration here are "git-r-done". What's for dinner? Well hell, you best bet beef or deer. Things are done a little differently in Bronson, Florida. We fix everything with duct tape and think trash is treasure.
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Redneck 1 and North Port High School (Florida): Hey, let's pretend to be hard-core Confederate scumbags, and where camo all the time like dumb hicks, and talk about fishing and hunting all the time, and date fat nasty girls, even though in reality we have two brain cells to split between the five of us and are pretty much white trash?
Redneck 2: Dam! My girlfriend is also my cousin!
Redneck 2: Dam! My girlfriend is also my cousin!
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A place where you will see more hispanic people then cuba. Alot of sun. People who live in florida there whole life dont get sunburnt. Not as many old people as most people think. They all live in north florida. which is amazingly boring. Alott of sexy people : Most of the girls where flip-flops year round.
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What do students from the University of Florida and Florida State University have in common? They both got accepted to FSU.
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Their football team beat Notre Dame in the Champs Sports Bowl 18-14. Notre Dame sucks.
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Dave- Why?
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