Temmie Flakes

A cereal.

Ya want some Temmie Flakes?

by TapCat February 10, 2021

poon flakes

The next morning's remnants that flake from the vagina after a long night of vigorous rug munching, usu. eaten with milk.

Looks like someone had a big ol' bowl of Poon Flakes this morning.

That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.

Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?

by Flake Master March 24, 2004

butt flakes

A a think encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such a slut. I was gonna do her doggy style but her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes.

Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005

Jeff Flake

Jeff Flake = shooting your toes off or seriously fucking up.

The dumbass Jeff Falke’d his car around that pole. He could have remained silent and thought a fool but “Jeff Flake’d” and removed all doubt.

by Larsgm June 24, 2018

poop flake

The dust which collects around the toilet seat hinge. Consisting of Poop, hair, toilet paper fibers and urine.

It's important to clear away all of the poop flake to properly clean a toilet.

by Joan Fonda January 9, 2012

Frosted Flakes

Frosted Flakes or Frosties is a breakfast cereal, produced by the Pornhub Company and consisting of sugar-coated Porn flakes. It was introduced in the United States in 1952, as Sugar coated Fucking Shits . The word "Fuck" was dropped from the name in 1983. The original catch phrase, " There dick licking grrrreaaaat!"

Person- want some frosted flakes?
Other Person-I already masturbated this morning!

by Mesajarjarjeff March 11, 2019

Snow Flake

n. A white person who will defend their Second Amendment right with their lives, but flakes out on their country when they are needed to stop citizens being kidnapped by the federal government.

I am incredibly embarrassed by all of my Snow Flake friends.

by upholdtheconstitution July 25, 2020