field tweet

A twitter update from someone overseas, usually gory.

Guy: "Dude... just blew away a man's jaw"

Girl: "Excuse me?"

Suggestive Standerby: "Whoa! Kid! No field tweets"

(as from Doonesbury)

by KallieT April 26, 2009

Field Ham

Watermelon.

"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."

by ThinkImSamFilcher101 June 02, 2012

melissa fields

Being so awesome that your friends wished they were you.

'Let's pull a Melissa Fields and steal all the bathroom signs out of the high school so the new kids don't know where to go!'

Lets pull a Melissa Fields and steal the classroom and bathroom signs so the new kids don't know where they are going!

by Trickymissoz December 17, 2016

Playing the field

When a person juggles multiple romantic relationships with different people at once. Playing the field involves the player actually going on dates and is actively engaging in the relationships instead of just hooking up (see thot or fuckbuddy)

As he moved to the city, he began playing the field with lots of women before getting caught

by thelionking____ November 03, 2022

aleisha field

a bit of a slag but she can be loyal. falls for the wrong people. always goes back to her ex she finds it hard to move on. a girl with big features. very loud.

oh dude that aleisha field is such a babe

by hushhhh.xox November 13, 2016

field jerk

When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.

"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."

by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 08, 2018