Person 1: I had a blast at the Koroneburg Renaissance Faire yesterday!
Person 2: Don't you mean festival?
Person 2: Don't you mean festival?
by RenFan19345 October 16, 2018
Get the Festivalmug. Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!
I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!
by qUEEnBinX June 25, 2009
Get the Fresh Squeezed Festivalmug. That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021
Get the festival crackmug. Definition: A so-called “South Asian music festival” in Malta where the plane ride over already looks like a Ryanair flight to Hell. Half off the fuddu’s from endz are there, armed with counterfeit LV man-bags, three spritzes of Sauvage, and a dream of piping someone else’s missus.
The mandem: Harpz, Yuvraj, and Gurj “VR6 swap” Sandhu are posted up by the pool, flexing topless in their Boss shorts, sipping Jameson like it’s a casual Tuesday night at the Prince of Wales. The girls: Simran, Nav, Preeti, and TikTok sensation wannabe Sharanjit, are lined up in PrettyLittleThing dresses that could be mistaken for dental floss, Snapchatting their nails while their man back home is refreshing her location on Snapchat.
By Day 2, every villa has turned into a Punjabi gangbang. Simran “just went for a shisha” but ended up on a sunlounger with three kanjars from Handsworth who took turns playing helicopter with their cocks in time to Sidhu Moose Wala remixes. Nav swore she was only going “to see the vibes” but got Eiffel Towered so many times by lads from Hounslow her passport photo doesn’t even look like her anymore. Meanwhile, the uncles back home are on Facebook typing: “Proud to see our youth breaking borders ✊🏽🔥” having no idea Preeti is right now is getting pipe’d with three Slough roadmen while someone live-streams it on Insta. If you let your girl go here, you are a certified fuddu. She’s not coming back tan - she’s coming back with PTSD flashbacks every time she hears a dhol.
The mandem: Harpz, Yuvraj, and Gurj “VR6 swap” Sandhu are posted up by the pool, flexing topless in their Boss shorts, sipping Jameson like it’s a casual Tuesday night at the Prince of Wales. The girls: Simran, Nav, Preeti, and TikTok sensation wannabe Sharanjit, are lined up in PrettyLittleThing dresses that could be mistaken for dental floss, Snapchatting their nails while their man back home is refreshing her location on Snapchat.
By Day 2, every villa has turned into a Punjabi gangbang. Simran “just went for a shisha” but ended up on a sunlounger with three kanjars from Handsworth who took turns playing helicopter with their cocks in time to Sidhu Moose Wala remixes. Nav swore she was only going “to see the vibes” but got Eiffel Towered so many times by lads from Hounslow her passport photo doesn’t even look like her anymore. Meanwhile, the uncles back home are on Facebook typing: “Proud to see our youth breaking borders ✊🏽🔥” having no idea Preeti is right now is getting pipe’d with three Slough roadmen while someone live-streams it on Insta. If you let your girl go here, you are a certified fuddu. She’s not coming back tan - she’s coming back with PTSD flashbacks every time she hears a dhol.
Breaking Borders Festival (Malta Edition) - Example (NSFW):
“Bro, why’s Rajni limping?”
“She went Malta for Breaking Borders.”
“…say no more. Gurj and Mandeep turned her into a wheel barrow.”
“Bro, why’s Rajni limping?”
“She went Malta for Breaking Borders.”
“…say no more. Gurj and Mandeep turned her into a wheel barrow.”
by BikBoiCoq September 3, 2025
Get the Breaking Borders Festival (Malta Edition)mug. by Billy Bob Big Bow March 19, 2019
Get the Foot Festivalmug. It's conspiracy. Shook AF
by JuiceTinTime March 15, 2018
Get the Ratchet Banana Festivalmug. Where you’ve been to a festival and inside ur nose turns to black and it crumbles out because it’s all the dust and dirt you’ve been breathing in for days.
You’re lungs are probably black as well :)
You’re lungs are probably black as well :)
by swhbbyoutellme October 1, 2022
Get the Festival nosemug.