when a person is on the very brink of soiling him/herself while at a bookstore or library (see: turtlehead) but nonetheless takes the time to peruse various magazines and books in an effort to find the best available reading material for the time he/she intends on spending in the public toilet.
Let's see, New Republic, the Onion, Rolling Stone, errrrrg!!!, tempting fate, tempting fate, Time Magazine, ....
by TemptedFateButWillNeverAgain May 18, 2010
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1. A swimsuit worn by insecure fat women who would rather be seen wearing diaper-shaped bottoms than let people see their enormous FUPA. It's purpose is to make overweight girls feign confidence and think they're tricking people into thinking they're not fat.
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