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dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
by recorderspit January 8, 2015
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Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.
Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.
by Mud Pussy May 7, 2018
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weekend farmer

A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.
My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.
by Neoking CAWL September 28, 2013
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ronnie farmer

man hes so cool, hes just, man hes just really awesome! when he wants something, he doesn’t stop until he gets it! this is perseverance at its finest! he’s really good at like, everything! he cares a lot and his friends all love em! get yourself a ronnie farmer! man hes just so awesome!
me: hey its ronnie farmer! my favourite person!

ronnie farmer: what
by nopecat June 30, 2022
mugGet the ronnie farmermug.

farmer worm

When you take your pointer finger and try to insert it into someone's butthole (clothing optional).
Her anus hurt after she got farmer wormed at a concert.
by Asmodyus January 12, 2014
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Doodle Farmer

A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.
by Porcelain Princess February 6, 2010
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star farmer

A person on a message board who posts exceedingly just to up his post count. Often for the reward for more stars.
That guy is a total star farmer. He posted 200 times in his first week.
by katie tran August 17, 2004
mugGet the star farmermug.

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