Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 8, 2013

Facial Fragging

The art of ejaculating all over a girl's face without her permission.

Terminology commonly used amongst call of duty fans.

1.''Dude, i totally gave that chick a good facial fragging last night!''

2.''I'm off out to get my facial frag on!''

3.''She actually enjoyed my facial frag warfare''

4.''Someones gonna get facially fragged!''

by rollmodel101 August 30, 2010

Facial Booklette

(Or Facialbooklette)
Another way to say Facebook

George: "I think Its about time I finally check my Facial Booklette . Its been two whole minutes.. I just cant get enough"

by mr.ipod February 3, 2009

Salty facial

When a man ejaculates all over a woman's face repeatedly till her face is completely covered in seaman

I just gave my girl a salty facial

by Wjfb February 10, 2021

facial dart

when you aim at anything (more then likly a face) and try and hit it with your jizz rocket.

"damn i tried to turn off the lights with my facial dart but i missed and hit my sisters forehead"

by mike ock April 30, 2004

facial piercing

Things emo kids get to disguise the fact that they're sad pathetic excuses for a sub-human lifeform

"Dude, i just got a facial piercing! do you think i'm scene now?"

by conlyn November 20, 2007

Facial Profiling

Assuming another's race or nationality based on their facial hair alone.

Please Jenny, just because he's got a Fu Manchu doesn't mean he's Chinese! You're totally facial profiling.

by jockomahoney September 1, 2012