frightening facial

When a man jerks off while is wife/gf is sleeping and right before he comes he screams to scare her awake and comes on her face

It was my wife's birthday so I surprised her with a frightening facial.

by SpunkMaster September 1, 2015

european facial

getting cum blasted with nice bread on your head

lauren got a european facial last night

by blastcum August 4, 2016

Facial Fragging

The art of ejaculating all over a girl's face without her permission.

Terminology commonly used amongst call of duty fans.

1.''Dude, i totally gave that chick a good facial fragging last night!''

2.''I'm off out to get my facial frag on!''

3.''She actually enjoyed my facial frag warfare''

4.''Someones gonna get facially fragged!''

by rollmodel101 August 30, 2010

Salty facial

When a man ejaculates all over a woman's face repeatedly till her face is completely covered in seaman

I just gave my girl a salty facial

by Wjfb February 10, 2021

facial dart

when you aim at anything (more then likly a face) and try and hit it with your jizz rocket.

"damn i tried to turn off the lights with my facial dart but i missed and hit my sisters forehead"

by mike ock April 30, 2004

facial piercing

Things emo kids get to disguise the fact that they're sad pathetic excuses for a sub-human lifeform

"Dude, i just got a facial piercing! do you think i'm scene now?"

by conlyn November 20, 2007

Facial Profiling

Assuming another's race or nationality based on their facial hair alone.

Please Jenny, just because he's got a Fu Manchu doesn't mean he's Chinese! You're totally facial profiling.

by jockomahoney September 1, 2012