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fucking windows 

An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.
(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"

(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"
fucking windows by b1nary.atr0phy February 3, 2012

Fucking Snowboarder 

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.
Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"

fucking camper 

The cheapest way to play any FPS
fucking camper by gamejinx27 May 16, 2014

fucking head 

what most politicians have but do not use
My area MP lost his fucking head before he even got elected.
fucking head by jumakiss_ December 1, 2017

fucking annoying

when something is so annoying it is beyond that so you get mad and shout "thats fucking annoying!"
Guy 1: *playing sounds that are considered annoying*
Guy 2: "Stop"

Guy 1: *keeps playing it*
Guy 2: "Dude, you're getting annoying"
Guy 1: *keeps playing it*
Guy 2: "YOU'RE FUCKING ANNOYING"
Guy 1: *stops*
fucking annoying by ayypegg April 3, 2019