Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!
by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.
by 12whotfisyou October 17, 2019

National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”
Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”
Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023

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by Norman Angile January 10, 2023
