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M.F.

Word for the girl you sleep with and refuse to call her, unless its for more sex. Also a way for friends to notify other friends when the booty call is in the vicinity.
Guy 1: Dude did you see M.F.?
Guy 2: Yeah! She walked by your job, and was looking for you.

Guy 1: Ok, shout out M.F. if she returns.
by jewish213124 November 20, 2009
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p.b.m.f.

I'm getting tired of all these p.b.m.f.'s!
by kevjohn July 11, 2007
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F.I.M.P.

acroynm= Farted.In.My.Pussy. Refers to when a woman is seated in a certain position where gas is expelled from her asshole and winds up in her chocha. may also be referred to as a reverse queef.
Hey honey, did you F.I.M.P. when we went over that last speed bump? Yeah, we should probably wait a little while before we fuck...
by FIMP Daddy November 25, 2011
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F.U.M.

Acronym, pronounced as "Fum", standing for "Fuck You Money". Meaning you have enough money to say to anyone "Fuck You" and not have any financial concern about it.
"How can you just quit your job like that? Seriously, you took a shit on the bosses desk, flipped the birds and walked out! What's wrong with you?"

"Just won the lottery man, I've got F.U.M.!"
by Biglittle March 12, 2009
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B.A.M.F.

noun - bad ass mother fucker - basically g's who dont take shit from no bitches (just about sums up helena & nick)
Yo Helena such a B.A.M.F. she just slapped that ho for lookin at her!
by nicky sav May 10, 2009
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L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!
by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010
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H.M.F.W.I.C.

Head Mother F***er What's In Charge
The boss-man, as often as not the informal leader; the guy who know's what's going on & can make things happen
Roger: Who's the hell's the H.M.F.W.I.C. here today?
Mike: That'd be CB
by talce March 28, 2010
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