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Stands for Engulfs Nature's Gold land as it's only ever sunny a couple of days a year when everyone is busy at work and then rains the rest of the year
"Let's have a picnic it's a beautiful day"

5 minutes later

*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*

"England never fails to rain at the worst times"
by Legokillsfeet June 26, 2016
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engla

Engla is a very beautiful women and every girl is jelaous of her. The boys just stands in a line in frot of her and battling for her. But she often takes the boys "för givet" and just stop caring about them even tho the boys love her very very much. She is very good att drawing and a good runner. Orten good as sport
by Dontlookatmebitchlookatu December 12, 2016
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england

Wee bastards that steal all our fucking fish an' oil fae Scotland (the better country of Britain). England is a wee bit of a shitehole and should not vote fae fuckin' brexit.
by sionnaich June 3, 2017
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Old-England Tea Bag

The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
by FuccBoii2k15 March 24, 2015
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King George the III of England

Born: 4th of June 1738
Reigned: 1760 - 1820
Died: 1820
His reign marked thew loss of the American Colonies. After the Boston Tea Party in 1773.
He also created the Buckingham Palace and the English word sandwich during a game of cards.
After the death of French king Louise the XVI George worried that he was next this drove him to the point of insanity and also made him blind.
His son George IV of England ran as regent as his father recovered from his illness.
Eventually the king returned to normal but he was still blind.
Later 60 years into his reign he died.
King George the III of England was the first Hanoverian to be born in Briton.
by CoolMintman11 February 10, 2021
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Engel

Also known as a hobbit, a small man with a unpredictable temper and a large appetite. Known to have hairy feet and the propensity to use strange insults (i.e. HOOKA!)
Hey look! the Engel escaped from the Shire!
by Tommy O'Shea March 4, 2008
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engel

v. a lie or mistruth told with the express knowledge by the teller that it will gain them nothing of value
That guy must have engeled all his names so he could use a different version for different whores. Genius.
by bbsincere April 21, 2009
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