by A Not So Flabbergasted Fellow January 22, 2021

An athletic beast whom which the ladies get overly thirsty for and depend on his massive load of spunk to make them happy
by Dr. Van Swarrnaggen February 23, 2015

Eli, also short for Elijah is the type of guy to make you laugh, and feel like a straight up princess 👸🏻 If you ever meet and Elijah do not let him go, you won’t realize how truly amazing he is until you lose him. Elijah hits straight greeners when smoking and will out smoke you any day
by Hey you’re cool April 23, 2020

"Ohhhh is that Elijah Wood? No girl it's just some random dude in a Fred Perry and/or Flanagan's barber ad."
"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."
"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."
"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."
"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."
by cake wax January 12, 2014

by Tiabossy June 8, 2019

by Jimmy The faggor July 29, 2018

Some black ass little boy who thinks his hairstyle is the shit but it’s real not. Also one of his features might be not so ordinary (oversized) like his teeth or nose. Also he is terrible at getting females specifically the cute ones. He might get lucky with one but that’s really all.
Nigger: boy if u don’t sit yo ugly ass down
Nigga: boy u look like Elijah head ass nigga
Nigger: I quit
Nigga: boy u look like Elijah head ass nigga
Nigger: I quit
by Kyledastyle333 March 29, 2019
