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Ed Hard-on

When you have a badazzled dick and get an erection
My Ed hard-on stunned her in more than one way.

She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.
by Sir Hard-on the 1st October 13, 2011
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ed unit

one hell of a leg-end, loves to sell pizzas to people who can't afford them. also has the power of flight but refuses to utilise such. "Ed Unit" can be used as a complimentary term to great effect.
"That guys a leg-end innit mate?"
"Oh yeah blood, he's a real Ed Unit"
by Ed Unit July 29, 2006
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quake-ed

quaking is fun, but i'd rather quake-ed. its more of a thrill. like im out there on the front lines... balls out.
by will0m March 28, 2009
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john ed

A john ed is someone who does wheelies all the way from highton to L1 maccies saying “yes fat bum” to every bird on the way. be careful cos a john ed will deffo stab ye with a pencil if ye don’t watch ye back
“yes fat bum
leg it ye john ed”
by shoutout2dogsnaninaedlock August 27, 2020
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JL-ed

A verb for someone who leaves a myspace/facebook/text message "read" and does not reply.

Pronounced J L. Named after someone immature who decided he was too cool to reply to a message.
This damn asshole just JL-ed me!
by CLASSY! October 6, 2008
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ed hardy

An incredibly stupid and overpriced (think Hot Topic but even more stupid and over-priced than that) clothing brand worn by hipsters and "starving artists" in Hollywood. The brand is known for it's idiotic and faux hard core "tattoo-print" t-shirts and fucking trucker hats. Ashley Tisdale is a fan, so that should give you some clues as to how credible it is.
Soon-to-be-hipster: I know! Instead of spending my money on some good quality clothes, how about I throw down two hundred dollars for that tacky sweater over at Ed Hardy's?
by thisismealex January 19, 2008
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ronaldinho-ed

When uve just been beaten baaad at football (soccer)
"mate, you just got ronaldinho-ed"
by Rizzlees September 4, 2006
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