Erectilly Disfunctional penis.
by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006
Get the ED johnsonmug. My Ed hard-on stunned her in more than one way.
She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.
She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.
by Sir Hard-on the 1st October 13, 2011
Get the Ed Hard-onmug. one hell of a leg-end, loves to sell pizzas to people who can't afford them. also has the power of flight but refuses to utilise such. "Ed Unit" can be used as a complimentary term to great effect.
by Ed Unit July 29, 2006
Get the ed unitmug. to play quake naked.
quaking is fun, but i'd rather quake-ed. its more of a thrill. like im out there on the front lines... balls out.
by will0m March 28, 2009
Get the quake-edmug. A verb for someone who leaves a myspace/facebook/text message "read" and does not reply.
Pronounced J L. Named after someone immature who decided he was too cool to reply to a message.
Pronounced J L. Named after someone immature who decided he was too cool to reply to a message.
by CLASSY! October 6, 2008
Get the JL-edmug. A john ed is someone who does wheelies all the way from highton to L1 maccies saying “yes fat bum” to every bird on the way. be careful cos a john ed will deffo stab ye with a pencil if ye don’t watch ye back
by shoutout2dogsnaninaedlock August 27, 2020
Get the john edmug. An incredibly stupid and overpriced (think Hot Topic but even more stupid and over-priced than that) clothing brand worn by hipsters and "starving artists" in Hollywood. The brand is known for it's idiotic and faux hard core "tattoo-print" t-shirts and fucking trucker hats. Ashley Tisdale is a fan, so that should give you some clues as to how credible it is.
Soon-to-be-hipster: I know! Instead of spending my money on some good quality clothes, how about I throw down two hundred dollars for that tacky sweater over at Ed Hardy's?
by thisismealex January 19, 2008
Get the ed hardymug.