International Pussy Eating Day

April 13 is the international day for everyone to put their powerful tongue skills to use for a GOOD cause. Everybody licking fanny.

Nigga 1: you eat some pussy today?
Nigga 2: fuck yeah it's international pussy eating day!!
Nigga 1: yeeesss boy!
Bitch 1: I'm eating pussy too!!

by Jesus motherfucking Christ April 12, 2019

The rock eating pancakes

The most beautiful thing of all time.

It's the definition GODLY.
I LOVE IT!

"Did you see the picture of The Rock eating pancakes I sent you?"
"Yes, and I looked at it for 17 hours."

by KarenKiller May 4, 2021

Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

by fellowApe June 11, 2022

There's wiser eating grass

A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).

Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.

Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.

by Grass-eater August 26, 2022

Eating pussy on wax

When an R&B singer comes out with an overly done and cheesy I am in love with you song that is targeted at the female audience and Top 40 radio play. These singers make it sound like they only love one women when you know they are trying to hit anything that moves.

-"Did you hear Usher's new song?"
-"Yeah, the way he was saying he loves that girl was basically eating pussy on wax."

by Lil Yums April 26, 2009

eating snacks

v. not doing shit. sitting around bored as hell. spending long periods of time sleeping and not doing a whole lot in general.

gruner- "what did you guys end up doing last night" grey- "we just sat around and ate snacks"
marvin "are you tryna go to the club tongiht er what, cuz right now ur ass is at the snackbar"

by marvin October 13, 2004

eating material

A female so hot that she is worthy of being eaten out.

That woman is so fine; she is definitely eating material!

by Cunnilinguist96 December 25, 2010