white dumplings

slang for a small bag of cocaine, often used in drug businesses.

"you got the white dumplings?"
"hell yeah"

by june 8 2001 March 6, 2021

lumpy dumpling

The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.

Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.

Bro: I’ll get the takis

by Mr Cum Dump June 3, 2024

captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Trump Dumpling

Something that sounds good, but is full of shit.

He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.

by NanchangKev April 24, 2020

dumpling

chip for gods sake its just a pussy

my bean sprout grew when aroused by the dumpling

by pulledpetersandwich July 10, 2018

dumplings

another one of the few perfect ways of describing someones testicles
Yes, they look like dumplings anyway and they feel like dumplings, why not suck em bitch?

I kicked him so hard in the dumplings he started bleeding.

by Factomatics October 15, 2022

Dumpling

A person with a pointy head and fat bottom , a dumpling has chicken filling.

She is a Dumpling

by Manrab January 25, 2019