by june 8 2001 March 6, 2021

The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.
Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.
Bro: I’ll get the takis
Bro: I’ll get the takis
by Mr Cum Dump June 3, 2024

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
by anonymous March 31, 2021

by NanchangKev April 24, 2020

by pulledpetersandwich July 10, 2018

another one of the few perfect ways of describing someones testicles
Yes, they look like dumplings anyway and they feel like dumplings, why not suck em bitch?
Yes, they look like dumplings anyway and they feel like dumplings, why not suck em bitch?
by Factomatics October 15, 2022

She is a Dumpling
by Manrab January 25, 2019
