chopped up like a bag of dough

A woman with a HUGE ASS. The kind that you can't look away from if you wanted to.

Damn son! Look at dat ass!
Shawty chopped up like a bag of dough!

by Jtizzle01 February 08, 2010

ta-kwee-dough beer farts

caused by a long night of drinking and making a trip to whataburger for sausage and egg taquitos. very very raunchy. strong enough to kill a horse.

Go outside if your going to have ta-kwee-dough beer farts!

by Erin Byrne October 13, 2006

blue moo cookie dough

A "kiddie" flavor ice cream found at UDF gas stations that is usually on sale. Employees often misspell this flavor and forget the "N" in "moon" which makes people think the flavor is called "blue moo cookie dough". Krista Clark loves to drift cars also.

I love when you take me to get blue moo cookie dough ice cream at UDF!

by DriftKingNKY June 03, 2014

Don't get your sugar where you get your dough

I don't date coworkers.

That new girl is cute. I might ask her out.

Dude, don't get your sugar where you get your dough.

by Florida Honey January 23, 2017

dough twirler

An individual of the male homosexual orientation. Gets its name from the act of taking a flaccid penis and twirling it... Causes arousal, even for those with erectile dysfunction!

Person 1: That douche Tyler was a total dough twirler!
Person 2: Yeah... I swear he was meat gazing all night, so gay!

by Jesse "Handsome" R April 14, 2014

Dough nozzle

A semi erect penis that can't be mashed into desired area. Much like pushing rope into a small hole. The end result is a sticky mess with goals unachieved.

He was so drunk, it was a dough nozzle. pushing rope

by KayRonMarySausage March 06, 2017

Dough nozzle

A semi erect penis that can't be mashed into desired area. Much like pushing rope into a small hole. The end result is a sticky mess with goals unachieved.

He was so drunk, it was a dough nozzle. pushing rope

by KayRonMarySausage March 06, 2017