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Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty
Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"
by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009
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Docking Headquarters

The headquarters for which docking (see: docking) occurs. It is impossible to pull off docking without one docking headquarters. Usually a man with an uncircumcised penis, aka anteater, such as Desh and Shivam.
Person 1: Where is Joe and Bob?

Person 2: I don't know probable somewhere docking.
Person 1: They can't be docking without docking headquarters.
by Merrman October 7, 2011
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cave docking

The act of pooping into another person's butthole
While I was having sex with my girlfriend I had a sudden urge to deficate. I pulled my penis out of her vagina, made her do a handstand, and began cave docking her.
by sknot March 5, 2007
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Air Docking

When a man farts in to a women vagina causing a gentle tickling sensation.
At first i thought about giving her a ducth oven but decided on air docking instead.
by Chesse & Crackers October 23, 2011
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docking anchor in poo bay

the mutual act between a man and a woman or two men ahhh, gay where sexual intercourse in the anal cavity is performed either due to the woman riding the metaphorical 'crimson river' or just for pure butt fucking pleasure between two men.
dale: so lewis, what you up to this weekend?

lewis: well man, kati's on her rags right now, so im docking anchor in poo bay. you?

dale: funny that, me and aidan are doing the same :).
by alewisonfire. March 28, 2009
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space-docking

it is were two people does not matter of gender shit into each others ass or other orpheuses
I space-docked into his ass and he space-docked into mine, I Just love the feel of space-docking
by smart_ass_homie January 4, 2009
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