Disaster Friends

When two or more people generally dislike each other and want nothing to do with them. However, the antics of one will invariably rope the other(s) into it, and they are essentially forced to go along with it in order to preserve their sanity, life, or both.

"Hear about what happened with Fred and Michael the other day?"

"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"

"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."

"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."

"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."

by LimeTortilla March 13, 2025

disaster

The Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Finals vs the Florida Panthers

The Oilers can't even break out of their zone vs the Panthers, this team's a disaster

Edmonton needs goaltending and defence asap cuz this teams an absolute disaster

by 12mps June 17, 2025

Cultural Disaster

The result of a music producers attempt to create innovative music through unconventional collaboration between different cultural styles, trends and other phenomena in hopes that the novelty of the work will capture attention of consumers.

Usually this innovation stays within familiar boundaries in order to avoid testing any actual comfort zones of the listener, resulting in an uninspired, overplayed marketing gimmick which, at least in principle, would actually be offensive to many individuals provided anyone actually took the time to think about it as something other than a marketable product.

A sarcastic account of a cultural disaster would resemble something similar to the statement concerning the music video for the Lady Gaga song "Telephone" that follows: "I love how Lady Gaga, Beyonce and some of their backup dancers wear torn up American flags as costumes while dancing in a bar where the plot indicates they just murdered all the patrons, while singing about the perils of people trying to call your cell phone while you are drunk at a club. It conveys respect for themselves, pride for their nation and, most important of all, makes a lot of sense."

See also: Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho

by Brian Seacrest April 15, 2010

tunnel disaster

The remains after an anal rapage.

You should get that tunnel disaster checked out. Its looking rough.

by jack6lei August 28, 2010

hole disaster

when a pussy is nasty looking or disformed

hey how was that chic you hooked up with?

she was a hole disaster

by jrebel February 20, 2011

Chislick Disaster

The Chislick Disaster was an under-the-bus throwing of catastrophic proportions that occurred on February 3, 2011. It is considered the worst under-the-bus throwing in history and is the only level 9 incident on the Under-the-Bus Throwing Scale.

It's tight that the seals weren't harmed in the Chislick Disaster. Save the seals, they'll never forget!

by Mrs. Aw3s0me February 27, 2011

Awesome Disaster

a relative cross between pure awesomeness and an absolute disaster.

Full of awesomeness and/or disaster

creatively off-setting

mixture of love and hate

Damn! this relationship is an awesome disaster..

who knew this awesome disaster could co-exist.

by PrjctDiesel November 19, 2011