National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!

Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.

by Ustania April 11, 2019

National Grab dick day

Today's the you girls go get the the guys when they're off guard

Watch out guys

"Did you just grab my dick?"

"Yea i did and that's cuz it's national grab dick day"

by Bigg fagg April 12, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

October 3rd... The perfect day to grab your mans dick without being judged. Do it any time anywhere

Yo Timmy today is national grab dick day... You know what that means!

by Jml02 October 2, 2018

Bad Dick day

Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.

I’m having a bad dick day might have to cancel my vasectomy!

by Topher1982 February 16, 2023

National Suck a Dick Day

the day when you should get your dick sucked

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!

by eugoslavia June 24, 2021

International dick pic day

Happens on march 10th
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend

Hey babe do you know what today is ?
No
International dick pic day
Ok ( sends dick pic)

by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023

National suck a dick day

April 19th being the day you someones dick to whom you feel comfortable with like a boyfriend or a best friend or even your side piece Becky

Did you here Becky done stuff on national suck a dick day

by Big up the tb April 18, 2020