herp a derp

the act of pressing the door close button on an elevator when someone tells you to keep the door open

He got stuck in the lobby after that dickwad herp a derped him

by Rabbi Goldstein January 23, 2011

Herp Derp

Cole Hudson

Derpy de herp. Derpy turkey. Herp Derp

by Coco Puff98 July 7, 2011

Herp Derp

Abe Harrington!

My boyfriend, Abe, is a herp derp!

by JoryPoopyPants January 2, 2012

derp ball

A silly person that makes you happy and laugh c:

My boyfriend is such a derp ball

by XxxDesyXxx October 25, 2015

Herp-a-derp

The sound used to describe melee killing somebody in Halo: Reach.
First strike:Herp
Pull back:a
Second strike:derp

You should have seen me man! I ran up to this bitch and herp-a-derped him good!

by How is this name being used? October 21, 2010

Herp Derpes

An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.

Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.

by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011

Herp Derp

A sexually transmitted disease contracted from sex with dick mongrels.

She was tryin to slob on my knob, and I was like 'Nah, trick I aint tryin to get no herp derp, get off my dick!'

by ghobi and tcap October 5, 2010