deer-job

A blow job from a deer.

That deer was giving great head. Talk about a great deer-job.

by Dean P. Portugal September 22, 2011

doey deer

a buck with no antlers, aka a hot guy with no balls

so i let this guy get me wasted last night and he didnt even try to fuck me...what a doey deer

by jonnydeepp January 5, 2011

Deertay Vajine

Filthy, unkept and often odorous vagina found on (or within for that matter) only the most skanky women. Symptoms of a Deertay Vajine include numerous STD's, STI's, and offensive odors resmbling ballsweat.
In addition to its crude nature, to use the term deetray vajine properly, one must exclaim it in a middle eastern/french accent.

That nasty bitch has a deertay vajine.

by Stumpface February 26, 2009

Flying Deer

A drink made out of a shot of Jaegermeister and a half can of Red Bull.
Also known as jaegerbomb or jagerbomb, but sounds better and is the common name in Europe for this drink.

Mike: Do they have Jaegerbombs in Europe?
Gerald: What is it?
Mike: Jaegermeister mixed with Red Bull.
Gerald: Oh yeah, but we call it Flying Deer.
Mike: Well, then let's order some Flying Deers!

by Geraldtheaustrian December 9, 2008

Wounded Deer

The girl who at the end of the night is being carried into a cab by a guy looking to score. The drunkest, easiest girl at a party who is easy prey for horny guys.

-"I saw you took down a wounded deer last night"
-"Niggas gotta fuck"

by B4LT1M0RE Thuggin July 10, 2010

deerfieldian

No, not the Academy, the town: Deerfield, IL. A Major contributor to the North Shore of Chicago known for its rich bitch snobs, preppy McPrepsters, totally pimped out mom-mobiles, and depressed fathers who work to hard for their own good only to find their hard earned money is carelessly dispensed on uneeded accsessories. Deerfield High School is the zoo in which all of this revolves. Although, among the typical North Shore population there is the infamous Dark Side made up of ghostly pale kids dressed in black with hair the color of a rainbow. At least they know the truth.

That little deerfieldian girl owns a juicy jumpsuit, something from Tiffany's, and birkenstock clogs, and she can't even walk yet! I CANT WAIT FOR HER BAT MITZVAH!

by D- town September 25, 2005

deerfieldian

A fag...one who wears ugly, preppy, gay, white sweathers and buy their way into anything...the chicks look like they've been hit by a truck and all the dudes are gay.

Deerfieldan 1: I really wish these white sweaters were multi-colored.
Deerfieldan 2: Yea, with a huge penis on it, too.

by everyone thinks this about u April 14, 2005