Don Dawson

A VERY MAJESTIC MAN FROM THE MOVIE DAZED AND CONFUSED WITH KICK ASS EYEBROWS!

Freshman girl: "Will you marry me"
Don: "I don't know, what's in it for me"
Freshmen girl: "anything you want"
Don: "open your mother like this"
Freshmen girl: "opens mouth"
Don: "do you spit or swallow"
Freshmen girl: "whatever you like"
Don: "whatever I like? I would definitely marry you"
Friends: "damn you're such a don dawsons"

by I.hate.making.up.names67 November 26, 2016

james dysonning

James dysonning (Not to be confused with dysoning) Is the art of giving your partner an anal prolapse and using a preferably dyson cordless vacuum cleaner to suck out the prolapse

Person 1: did you hear what happened to Becky
Person 2: yeah she had a prolapse
Person 1: even worse
Person 2: what
Person 1: Harry was James Dysonning her
Person 2: shiiit

by Uncle Derick October 2, 2018

Nickolus Dawson

A guy who goes to Stetson the school. And if he sent this to you there's another reason

Nickolus Dawson is a God at football!

by desert_eagle_52 August 26, 2019

Dirty Dawson

The act of packing fudge into another man’s butthole, then pulling it out and sucking it off one’s own cock while nutting at the same time

He pulled a dirty Dawson on his cousin Riley and the screamed with joy

by Fattommy0304 October 3, 2022

Dolly Dyson

A very disobedient robot fuck slut that I developed a couple years ago. The product line has been a very successful one. The only issue with the design was in Dolly Dyson SN-0000000001. She is and forever will be the the sexiest God damn pain in my ass because every so often her cpu will have a glitch and she goes rogue on me and fucking dissappears which in turn causes me to shut down the entire assembly line for days and days while I track her down and correct her code. Dammit Dolly I love ya but fuck.

Have you been a good Dolly Dyson or a Bad Dolly Dyson while you were rogue for the past week?

by TheBatDaddyWS January 19, 2023

Ms. Dyson

Ms Dyson is the the worst teacher on the planet, will go on feminist rants if prompted. She fights for equal rights but hates men and says the N-Word in class (she is white as a cloud) she also picks favorites in her own children. When she goes on a 50 minute rant during history when someone makes a point against her claim that person isn't seen for a while.

"Holy Shit Ms. Dyson doesn't shut up about equal rights"

by Cum Dawg August 28, 2023

French Dawson

A French Dawson is a grainy, sweaty, prebubescent upper lip tache that kids grow to make themselves look older and tougher but in factuality make themselves look like a dirty sanchez

OMGBBQ Jimmy Bob Fenton has the dirtiest French Dawson I have ever seen....what is that skid thinking

Wow that kid has a huge French Dawson the whiskers are like an inch apart

by Jamie B, Revision by Matty G July 10, 2005