Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Double Decker Biscuit

Someone who says they are over weight in a joking manner.

"I'm not fat, I'm a Double Decker Biscuit."

by TomHemy2020 January 15, 2020

Double Decker Bumhole

When someone can fit 2 dicks, one on top of the other, inside of their anal cavity.

“Cor blimey, she can fit 2 in? Get me in on that we can do a double decker bumhole”

“Come on lads, let’s team up and giver her a double decker bumhole”

by Hamuel Sicks August 10, 2020

Double Dash

The act of ordering through a meal delivery service like DoorDash twice within a relatively short period. Considered either marginally inconvenient or embarrassing, depending on who consumes the food.

Sorry dude, Josh's dumb girlfriend wanted pot stickers after we already ordered burritos so I had to Double Dash.

Sir, you're an above-average tipper so I promise I don't care who all this food is for.

by rhinobaby May 3, 2021

Drop a double doogan

To produce a large bowel movement, usually taking at least twenty or so minutes.

Man, I'm sorry that I destroyed your toilet, but I had to drop a double doogan dog!!!

by BEN GIPSI November 30, 2009

double decker dizzle dick

My 2 foot neon blue glow in the dark sparkly dick covered in basic ass, white bitch, pumpkin spice bleach and cum 5 shades pinker then your moms eyes after 69ing a turtle for 3 hours at 2:21 in the morning

That's gayer then summers double decker dizzle dick.

by Iamgayerthenyourmom November 30, 2017

Double Duece

Strong Bad's favorite way of giving someone the bird.It involves sticking both middle fingers upward while making a "whooosh" sound.

*whoooooooosh*The double duece.

by Shadow498 June 2, 2003