Diddling the Ham

Playing with christmas dinner in a sexual manner

Christmas dinner was ruined when José started diddling the ham

by Thehamdiddler December 14, 2025

Diddle of Dudes

- A group of guys

- Look at that diddle of dudes.
- I saw a diddle of dudes the other day
- I am in a diddle of dudes

by Viper GD1 January 29, 2025

squirrel squirrel diddle diddle

A squirrel movement

Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.

by SquirrelGirl425 February 21, 2025

Sizzle Your Diddle

Sizzle Your Diddle means to go tell someone to sizzle their diddle on a frying pan like sizzling a sausage

Person 1: Go Sizzle Your Diddle
Person 2: No! How About You

by Idkmangfioys March 22, 2025

diddle archive

A place of which you put people you have formerly touched, past tense of the touch list.

"You're going on my diddle archive effective immediately."
"I put that guy on my diddle archive."

by amioscript June 16, 2024

fiddl me diddl

when you’re trying to sound sarcastically like an old person

grandma: wall fiddl me diddl! dis is vunderfull!
grandpa: bah humbug! berry vunverful indeed!

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

Diddling The Dog

The act of having sex with a dog.

Look at him, what a loser. Diddling The Dog!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025