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holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.
Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...
by albcmlga October 27, 2022
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french curves

A nice way to say a woman's love handles or muff top. The fat that hangs over the top of a girl's pants.
Look at that girl's french curves in that bikini.
by Big A. May 17, 2020
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Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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Opportunity Curve

The moment when you take a turn on a moving vehicle and dramatically over-act the force of centripetal force to move closer/lean in to your. crush/significant other.
You took that opportunity curve quite sharply there, too bad she slapped you in the face...
by squid4hire August 30, 2011
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.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed For The Absurd.9.
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Brunswick Curve

The Brunswick Curve is a phrase that originated with bowling to describe the correlation between alcohol consumption and performance in the game. As a player consumes drinks, their performance increases along a curve until it inevitably peaks and the amount of inebriation begins to negatively affect the performance. While originating with bowling, it can be used when describing any activity vis a vis drinking.

Brunswick is the name of a corporation that creates bowling equipment & bowling centers.
Charlie was missing most of his pool shots until his 3rd beer when he hit the peak of his Brunswick Curve.
by Dr. Squelch December 4, 2024
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