Crunchies

Any kind of chips

I got the crunchies, I haven't had any since last time.

by Jussomewiidwoulddofine August 30, 2022

Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.

That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!

by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023

Crunchiliciously Crunchy

Pleasantly hard or crisp, and they make a satisfying, audible crunch when you eat them.

Kelloggs cornflake is Crunchiliciously crunchy

by winni1718 March 14, 2025

Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.

Sofe have crunchy toenails
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by sharnus March 28, 2023

rice crunchy

Some gimp called lennon

This guy is a real rice crunchy

by Hannibabe_Lecter May 3, 2024

Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024