Crunchy Girl

something that my mom called me when i called her a boomer, i think she meant granola girl but i went with it.

"ugh you're such a crunchy girl"

by floridas naturals hoe October 25, 2019

chuncher

a vagina, a pussy, a replacement for cunt

you chuncher. Fuck your chuncher. My chuncher is a little fishy, this smells like chuncher

by tonehusz September 30, 2007

crunchwrappin

when you are ready to go or when you are "good to go"

angie - "chris are you ready"
chris - "yea babe im crunchwrappin"

by Reeves15 October 23, 2008

star-crunchy nigger

(n) An African American fellow with shave bumps.

"Yousa star-crunchy nigger ain't you?"

"Yo, tell Little Debbie that star-crunchy nigger is here."

by Bustya Lipbitch September 25, 2007

Crunchyroll

Another word for an uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, I woulda fucked him, but I found out he had a crunchyroll so I left his ass."

by Prenroke August 25, 2018

cuncher

A cuncher is someone who is to chicken shit to have sex with his roomate so he jerks off alone every night.

Cody walks into his dimly lit bathroom and finds his roomate exotically playing with her dildo. He freaks out and runs to his room and finds himself pulling out his flacid penis and jerks off all over his teddy bear. This is a cuncher. sadly a cuncher....

by Razr ramone May 17, 2006

crystal cruncher

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

by alexis driscoll August 27, 2005