croomed

You just got your ass beat. And, given time, Sylvester is going to do it to you again!

Nick Saban got Croomed in Starkville during the 2007 football season.

by skb@msu December 27, 2007

Crooked letter

The letter "S" or the letter "Z"

"I'm C-A crooked letter, crooked letter I/
D-Y, who you know cook a better pie?"
-Cassidy

"They call me W-E-E crooked letter Y, I'm so high/
I skeet skeet up in any nigga dime like she's mine"
-Lil Wayne

by Johnny Johnothan October 20, 2006

Croozer

A skinny bisexual male who lives in Adelphi, Maryland, or the A.... This person also likes to stab things, drive peoples cars, sell drugs and throwbacks, and he also hates Norman. He is also the best wide receiver at St. Albans School.Has also been known to hook up with unnamed women he likes to call the "dome piece".

Im Croozer and I hate norman and dary....

by someone December 15, 2004

crooked as a pig dick

A dishonest person or organization who regularly cheats or swindles people or buisnesses.

Obama is crooked as a pig dick on this health care shit!

by 2cents September 10, 2009

Crookers

Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.

Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers

by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010

Crook

Means especially cool. Better than just cool

Your new trainers are crook

by Duscy October 17, 2013

Crooked

Something hood and ghetto. Often used in a bad text, or to describe a person or place. If you've ever seen a man in his car sitting way back in his chair and listening to the bass pounding, you have seen a crooked guy.

Person 1: Man, did you see that gangsta?

Person 2: Yeah, dude, he was real crooked.

by straight.up.g June 23, 2009